2013-04-21 Headliners (Louisville)
Setlist
Banter
[beginning is cut off] ...for what he chooses to do next. But he doesn't even care! He just picks up his wrench and goes! He says, I have to rescue my beloved. I'm goin' out! I'm goin' out! And he goes onto the surface, and these turtles come at him. You can't even - you think a turtle is just like, a harmless creature, but I'm here to tell you that if one of them kills you three times, you're dead. But, he stomps on the turtles, and throws shells at the other ones, and it's kind of a gruesome affair, and all sorts of horrible things happen, but he makes it through, past the turtles, he makes it through all these horrible things. He learns to break bricks with his head... If you or I, if it was you, right, and I said well, in order to get the person you love, you have to learn how to break bricks with your head. Today. And you would die loveless, because you couldn't do that. But our man just jumps in the air, brick shatters, and somebody gives him a coin for it and he says thank you. And then he arrives at the horrible dark dungeon of the evil dragon, he defeats the dragon, the dragon is banished into the lake of fire, and in his heart, you can see on his face, he says, now I will finally see she for whom I have waited, she for whom I have sacrificed so much, she for whom I have come. And he arrives at the chamber behind the lake of fire, and there, is not his princess, but his friend, who he didn't even know was missing. But is his friend distraught and angry? No! He's just happy to see his friend! It's the greatest thing I ever saw in my life! And he says, 'thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle'. (Thank You Mario But Our Princess is in Another Castle)