San Bernardino[1][2][3]

Lyrics

We got in your car and we hit the highway[4]
Eastern sun was rising over the mountains
Yellow and blood red bits
Like a kaleidoscope

And flaming swords may guard the garden of Eden[5]
But we consulted maps from earlier days
Dead languages on our tongues
Holding on to our last hope

And the day was bright and fine
And the highway sign said, "San Bernardino welcomes you"

I checked us into our hotel[6] and filled the bathtub
And you got in the warm warm water
I pulled petals[7] from my pocket
I loved you so much just then

And it was hard but you were brave, you are splendid[8]
And we will never be alone in this world
No matter what they say
We're gonna be okay

We were safe inside
and our new son cried, "San Bernardino welcomes you"[9]

Banter

Live Performances

Footnotes

1. "This is a song about a young unmarried couple giving birth in a cheap motel off the 10 Freeway out towards the high desert in California." — Heretic Pride press kit. 2. Here, however, the story is pretty clear, or I hope it is, and the song gave me a pretty good punch in the face as soon as we were done recording it, because I just lost my mind for about five minutes. Gone. Slumped over a piano a few feet from the microphone I'd been singing into, Erik Friedlander sitting in his chair where he'd been playing. (I did my vocal live with one of the cello parts, sitting facing Erik as he played.) I was thinking again about people who others talk down to: young mothers and fathers who have no prospects, no money, nothing going on.
The two kids here give birth in a cheap motel somewhere in San Bernardino, probably right off the freeway, and the young man tries to express his love for the girl who's about to give birth. Which she does, and they feel at home in the world, even though the world isn't giving them its best yet. I feel hope for them, because they love each other. I know that that is a corny thing to say, so for people who have corn allergies I apologize. But these two, they're going to be the future, so it'd be awesome if we could give them enough leeway to become who they're gonna become, and encourage them when we can. I have a fondness for them though I barely know them. Their feeling for one another inspires me, is what it is. February 15, 2008, My Five Favorite Mountain Goats Characters, eMusic Magazine
3. This song is part of the informal series of Biblical references. San Bernardino is a city located in the Inland Empire area of Southern California, near where John began playing music. (Credit: Annotated TMG) 4. As mentioned in the above footnote, the highway most likely refers to the 10 Freeway, an interstate freeway which runs through the southern part of San Bernardino. It is also referenced in Short Song for the 10 Freeway. (Credit: Annotated TMG) 5. So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life. (Genesis 3:24, KJV, reference credit Annotated TMG) 7. "motel" instead of "hotel" (2017-06-01, 2019-05-07, 2023-10-02, 2023-10-03, 2023-10-28, 2023-10-29) 8. "rose petals" instead of "petals" (2017-06-01, 2019-05-07, 2023-10-02, 2023-10-03, 2023-10-28, 2023-10-29) 9. I [a licensed physician, and therefore not just delivering babies willy-nilly] have quoted this on multiple occasions to people who have just given birth, and it goes over well as a sentiment. Thanks, John. (Note: I actively do not recommend having a waterbirth in a motel. Please have a water birth if you want and you are medically eligible for one, they're awesome, but do it somewhere with a blood bank and oxygen and shit available, things motels typically do not stock. Thank you for coming to this portion of the footnotes.) 10. "we welcome you" appended (2023-10-28, 2023-10-29)