Going to Bridlington

Lyrics

Let me tell you why I don’t like it. It seems like a decent enough idea but when I hear the chorus, it just sounds like the laziest little placeholder of all time. It just sounds like, ‘Yeah, I know John had an idea but he was so anxious to get to the second verse… yeah, we’ll put some blood on the hands in the chorus and come back and fix it later.’ But then, I was on a radio show that day and so I went and played it. Well then, once you play on a radio show then it’s set in stone and you must play it the same forever, otherwise suffer in hell for eternity. This is an obscure provision of the Bible that you guys don’t know about but I’m here to tell you about it, radio shows and playing songs the same way. So that’s what happened with that one. One of these days I’ll fix it. Maybe after I retire; it’ll be my hobby. Some people woodwork and I’ll iron out the choruses of songs that were denied the good choruses they deserved. (2009-03-20)