Foreign Object

Lyrics

Whipped like a dog, down on the cards
Square in the spotlight sweating real hard
All soaked in blood like a newborn babe
Sharp thing hidden in my hand shaped like an astrolabe

Gonna stick[1] you in the eye with a foreign object
Gonna poke[2] you in the eye with a foreign object

March through the red mist, never get my vision clear
Learn to love this kind of atmosphere
Strike funny[3] poses, keep my weapon hand low
Whip my head around a little, get blood on the front row

Gonna jab[4] you in the eye with a foreign object
I personally will[5] stab you in the eye with a foreign object[6]
Foreign object, foreign object, foreign object

Sink my teeth into your scalp, take a nice big bite
Save nothing for the cameras, play the angles all night
One of these days my legs will both snap like twigs
If you can't beat 'em make 'em bleed like pigs

I'm gonna jab[7] you in the eye with a foreign object
I'm gonna stab you in the eye[8] with a foreign object

Ba, ba da da, ba ba ba da, foreign object
Ba, ba da da, ba ba ba da, foreign object
Ba, ba da da, ba ba ba da, foreign object

Banter

Live Performances

Footnotes

1. "stick" is replaced by: "poke" (2015-04-04, 2015-04-11, 2015-04-12, 2015-04-13), "stab" (2015-05-27, 2023-10-28)
2. "poke" is replaced by: "waltz right up and stab" (2023-10-28), "stick" (2015-04-04), "feel like I wanna poke you" (2015-04-06, 2015-04-07), "feel like I gotta poke you" (2015-04-09, 2015-04-17), "I feel like I'm gonna stick you" (2015-04-11b), "I'm gonna stab you"(2015-04-11a), "feel like I wanna stick you" (2015-04-12, 2015-04-13), "feel like he's gonna stab you" (2015-04-16), "I feel it's time I poke you" (2015-04-23), "feel like I wanna stab you" (2015-05-27)
3. "funny" is replaced by: "wicked" (2023-10-28)
4. "jab" is replaced by: "stab" (2015-04-02, 2015-04-04, 2015-04-07, 2015-04-09, 2015-04-11a and b, 2015-04-12, 2015-04-16, 2015-04-23, 2015-05-27, 2015-05-29, 2023-10-28)
5. "I personally will" is replaced by: "you can believe I'm gonna" (2023-10-28), "me personally, I'm gonna stab you" (2015-04-11a)
6. Followed by: "And all God's people sang" (2015-04-17, 2015-05-27, 2023-10-28), "everybody!!" (2015-04-02, 2015-04-06, 2015-04-07, 2015-04-09, 2015-04-12), "mountain goats!!"(2015-04-11a), "mountain goats, people sing!" (2015-04-16), "and all God's people said as one voice" (2015-04-23), "and all God's people said" (2015-05-29)
7. "jab" is replaced by "stab" (2015-04-02, 2015-04-04, 2015-04-07, 2015-04-09, 2015-04-11a and b, 2015-04-12, 2015-04-13, 2015-04-16, 2015-04-17, 2015-04-22, 2015-04-23, 2015-05-27, 2015-05-29, 2023-10-28)
8. "I'm gonna stab you in the eye" is replaced by: "I'm gonna stand quick there and stab you in the eye" (2023-10-28), "I'm gonna waltz right up and stab you in the eye" (2015-04-02, 2015-05-27), "Jon Wurster's gonna stab you in the eye" (2015-04-04, 2015-04-07, 2015-04-18?), "then Peter Hughes is gonna stab you in the eye" (2015-04-17), "seems like I've gotta stab you in the eye" (2015-04-11b), "feels like I gotta stab you in the eye" (2015-04-11a), "God knows I'm gonna stab you in the eye" (2015-04-12), "in my heart I know I'll stab you in the eye", "and I know I'm gonna stab you in the eye" (2015-04-16, 2015-04-23), "I'm gonna grow up and stab you" (2015-04-22), "and Jon Wurster's gotta stab you in the eye" (2015-05-29)