The Doll Song

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I had seven little dolls
In a bag
And I tell them my troubles
And the dolls say "Nag, nag, nag, nag"
It's all you ever do
Is that all you're capable of?
And I said to the little dolls
You have no compassion
Baby I'm talking to inanimate objects over you
I'm talking to inanimate objects over you

I was reading the Bible
I Corinthians 13
Where Paul talks all about love
But I don't know what he means
Because he says that love is kind
That has not been my experience
So I set the Bible on the kitchen table
And yelled at the Bible until I was no longer able baby
I'm talking to inanimate objects over you
I'm talking to inanimate objects over you
Yeah I'm talking to inanimate objects over you
Yeah I'm talking to inanimate objects over you

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